70+ Would You Rather Questions for Kids (Funny & Easy)

Would you rather have a pet unicorn or a pet dragon?

Would you rather have a nose like an elephant or ears like a bunny?

Would you rather burp bubbles or sneeze confetti?

Would you rather wear pajamas to school every day or a superhero costume every day?

Would you rather have hair made of candy floss or fingers made of crayons?

Would you rather bounce like a ball or float like a balloon?

Would you rather talk like a robot or quack like a duck all day?

Would you rather have a talking backpack or a talking toothbrush?

Would you rather have a giant hamster or a tiny horse?

Would you rather walk on your hands or roll everywhere like a ball?

Would you rather have a dog that meows or a cat that barks?

Would you rather be covered in polka dots or stripes?

Would you rather be a lion or an eagle?

Would you rather swim with dolphins or ride a giraffe?

Would you rather have a pet penguin or a pet panda?

Would you rather be as fast as a cheetah or as strong as a gorilla?

Would you rather live in the ocean like a fish or in the trees like a monkey?

Would you rather talk to dogs or talk to birds?

Would you rather have a turtle shell or a peacock tail?

Would you rather be a butterfly or a bumblebee?

Would you rather hug a koala or high-five a kangaroo?

Would you rather have a pet octopus or a pet parrot?

Would you rather eat ice cream for breakfast or pancakes for dinner?

Would you rather have a chocolate river or a candy mountain?

Would you rather eat only pizza or only spaghetti for a week?

Would you rather have a lollipop as big as your head or a cookie as big as a table?

Would you rather eat a rainbow-coloured sandwich or a glow-in-the-dark burger?

Would you rather never eat vegetables again or never eat sweets again?

Would you rather drink juice from a fire hose or from a tiny teacup?

Would you rather have a lemonade stand or an ice cream truck?

Would you rather eat a spicy pickle or a sour lemon?

Would you rather have a birthday cake every day or presents every day?

Would you rather have recess all day or lunch all day?

Would you rather be the teacher for a day or the principal for a day?

Would you rather have school on a boat or in a castle?

Would you rather do homework with a dinosaur or a robot?

Would you rather have a class pet snake or a class pet bunny?

Would you rather learn magic or learn karate at school?

Would you rather go on a field trip to the zoo or to a chocolate factory?

Would you rather write with a giant pencil or a tiny pencil?

Would you rather have art every day or PE every day?

Would you rather sit next to your best friend or by the window?

Would you rather fly like a bird or swim like a fish?

Would you rather be invisible or super strong?

Would you rather freeze things or make things grow?

Would you rather run super fast or jump super high?

Would you rather talk to animals or talk to toys?

Would you rather shrink to the size of a bug or grow as tall as a tree?

Would you rather make it snow or make it sunny whenever you want?

Would you rather have magic shoes or a magic hat?

Would you rather teleport home from school or teleport to the park?

Would you rather have a robot friend or a ghost friend?

Would you rather play in the snow or play at the beach?

Would you rather be a princess or a pirate?

Would you rather have a red balloon or a blue balloon?

Would you rather play with blocks or play with paint?

Would you rather go on a swing or go down a slide?

Would you rather have a puppy or a kitten?

Would you rather eat an apple or a banana?

Would you rather read a book or watch a cartoon?

Would you rather jump in puddles or build a sandcastle?

Would you rather ride a bike or ride a scooter?

Would you rather know all the answers on every test or never need to sleep?

Would you rather visit the moon or the bottom of the ocean?

Would you rather be able to read super fast or remember everything you read?

Would you rather be the youngest or the oldest in your family?

Would you rather have a phone with unlimited games or a bike that can fly?

Would you rather live in a big city or on a farm?

Would you rather invent something famous or discover a new animal?

Would you rather be a famous singer or a famous scientist?

Would you rather spend a day without the internet or a day without snacks?

Would you rather time travel to the dinosaurs or to the future?

Would you rather be the best at sports or the best at video games?

Would you rather have a treehouse or a secret room in your house?