90+ Cheesy Pick Up Lines That Are Funny, Cute & Cringy

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.

Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.

Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for.

Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got "fine" written all over you.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber.

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te.

Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

Excuse me, I think you dropped something: my jaw.

Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more.

Do you have a Band-Aid? I scraped my knee falling for you.

If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity.

Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.

I'm not a photographer, but I can picture us together.

Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?

Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a connection.

Are you a bank loan? Because you've got my interest.

If you were a fruit, you'd be a fine-apple.

Are you a keyboard? Because you're just my type.

I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.

Are you a cat? Because you're purr-fect.

Is there an airport nearby, or is that just my heart taking off?

Can I follow you home? My parents always told me to follow my dreams.

Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?

Are you a star? Because your beauty lights up the night.

If you were a song, you'd be the best track on my playlist.

Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot? Okay, maybe just glowing.

You must be a ninja, because you snuck into my heart.

Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life.

I'd say God bless you, but it looks like he already did.

Your hand looks heavy. Can I hold it for you?

You must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all day.

Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.

Are you a parachute? Because I'd fall for you anywhere.

Are you a cupcake? Because I'd like a sweet date.

Are you corn? Because I'm feeling a little corny around you.

Are you a pea? Because I'd like to be in your pod.

Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda one for me.

Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future.

Are you an angle? Because you're acute one.

Are you a farmer? Because you've really grown on me.

You're so sweet, you'd put Hershey's out of business.

I'm not a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.

Is your dad a boxer? Because you're a knockout.

Are you a donut? Because I'm going nuts for you.

Are you a microwave? Because mmmmmmmm.

Are you a traffic light? Because every time I see you, I stop and stare.

Are you a pickle? Because you're kind of a big dill to me.

Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.

If you were a Transformer, you'd be Optimus Fine.

Are you a broom? Because you swept me off my feet.

Do you have a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I met the one.

Are you a fire alarm? Because you're really loud and annoying. Kidding, you're hot.

Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.

Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Because you look like a snack.

I was going to play it cool, but you're too cute for that.

Is your name Netflix? Because I could watch you for hours.

Can you lend me a kiss? I promise to give it back.

I'm learning about important dates in history. Want to be one of them?

Are you a puzzle? Because I can't stop trying to figure you out.

I'd tell you a chemistry joke, but I know I wouldn't get a reaction. Want to prove me wrong?

Are you a library book? Because I can't stop checking you out.

My friends bet me I couldn't start a conversation with the cutest person here. Want to help me win?

Are you a weather forecast? Because I see a 100% chance of us.

I'm not a hoarder, but I really want to keep you forever.

Are you a cup of chai? Because you warm my heart.

You must be a high test score, because I want to take you home and show my mom.

Are you a charger? Because I'm dying without you.

I'm writing a book of the best things in life. Can I put your number in it?

Are you a magnet? Because I'm feeling very attracted to you.

Are you sleepy? Because you've been running through my mind all night.

Are you a 90-degree angle? Because you're looking right.

You must be the square root of -1, because you can't be real.

Are you a proton? Because you're always positive.

I wish I were adenine, so I could get paired with U.

Are you an exponent? Because my heart rate goes up when you're near.

You must be a carbon sample, because I want to date you.

Are you a JavaScript function? Because you've got me calling you all day.

Are you gravity? Because I can't stop falling for you.

I think we have chemistry. Should we test the bonds?

My love for you is like pi: irrational and never-ending.

Are you a samosa? Because you're spicy and I can't stop thinking about you.

Are you a pizza? Because I want a pizza that.

You must be a cupcake, because you're sweet and I want you all to myself.

Are you a bagel? Because I'd never let you go-gel.

Are you an avocado? Because you're guac-ing my world.

Are you a cookie? Because I'd love to be your milk.

You're the chutney to my samosa.

If you were a burger at McDonald's, you'd be the McGorgeous.

Tum Google ho kya? Kyunki mujhe jo chahiye tha, sab tum mein mil gaya.

Kya tum chai ho? Kyunki tumhare bina meri subah adhoori hai.

Tumhari smile dekh ke meri WiFi bhi full signal deti hai.

Tum biryani ho kya? Kyunki tum mein sab kuch perfect hai.

Kya tum mera phone charger ho? Kyunki tumhare bina main 1% pe hoon.

Ammi ne kaha tha sapne poore karna. Isliye tumse baat kar raha hoon.

Tumhara naam kya hai? Mujhe apni duaon mein add karna hai.

Kya tum exam ho? Kyunki main din raat tumhare baare mein sochta hoon.