80+ Knock Knock Jokes: Funny, Corny & Best for Kids
Knock, knock. Who's there? The internet's best collection of knock knock jokes. These classic call-and-response jokes are perfect for kids learning wordplay, family road trips and anyone who loves a pun with a little drama.
Browse the funniest knock knock jokes, ones made for kids, corny and silly ones, food and animal jokes, name jokes, cute flirty jokes and Halloween knock knock jokes. Read the first part aloud, wait for "Who's there?", then tap Show answer for the punchline.
On this page
- Best Knock Knock Jokes (12)
- Funny Knock Knock Jokes (12)
- Knock Knock Jokes for Kids (12)
- Corny & Silly Knock Knock Jokes (10)
- Food Knock Knock Jokes (8)
- Animal Knock Knock Jokes (8)
- Name Knock Knock Jokes (8)
- Cute & Flirty Knock Knock Jokes (6)
- Halloween Knock Knock Jokes (6)
- How to Tell a Knock Knock Joke
- FAQs
1Best Knock Knock Jokes
The all-time classics everyone should know.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Lettuce.
Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it's cold out here!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo.
Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Cow says.
Cow says who? No silly, a cow says moo!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow w… MOO!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Tank.
Tank who? You're welcome!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Atch.
Atch who? Bless you!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Olive.
Olive who? Olive you and I miss you!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Hawaii.
Hawaii who? I'm fine, Hawaii you?
Knock, knock. Who's there? Lettuce again.
Lettuce again who? Lettuce try a different joke.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Nobel.
Nobel who? No bell, that's why I knocked!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Mikey.
Mikey who? Mikey doesn't fit in the keyhole!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who? Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
2Funny Knock Knock Jokes
Guaranteed to get a giggle, or at least an eye-roll.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Broken pencil.
Broken pencil who? Never mind, it's pointless.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Spell.
Spell who? Okay, okay: W-H-O.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Woo.
Woo who? Don't get so excited, it's just a joke.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Justin.
Justin who? Justin time for dinner!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Will.
Will who? Will you let me in already?
Knock, knock. Who's there? Wire.
Wire who? Wire you asking? Just open the door!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Alpaca.
Alpaca who? Alpaca the snacks, you pack the bags.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Candice.
Candice who? Candice door open, or what?
Knock, knock. Who's there? Ice cream.
Ice cream who? Ice cream every time I see a spider!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Needle.
Needle who? Needle little help opening this door.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Radio.
Radio who? Radio not, here I come!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Cash.
Cash who? No thanks, I prefer almonds.
3Knock Knock Jokes for Kids
Easy, clean and great for little comedians.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Banana.
Banana who? Banana split, let's go get ice cream!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Owls say.
Owls say who? Yes, they do!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Figs.
Figs who? Figs the doorbell, it's broken!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Cook.
Cook who? Are you a cuckoo clock?
Knock, knock. Who's there? Yah.
Yah who? Wow, you're really excited to see me!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Abby.
Abby who? Abby birthday to you!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Ken.
Ken who? Ken I come in and play?
Knock, knock. Who's there? Leaf.
Leaf who? Leaf me alone, I'm napping!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Snow.
Snow who? Snow use, I forgot my name!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Ice.
Ice who? Ice to meet you!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Moose.
Moose who? Moose you be so curious?
Knock, knock. Who's there? Goat.
Goat who? Goat to the door and find out!
4Corny & Silly Knock Knock Jokes
Extra cheesy. Groans included.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Cheese.
Cheese who? Cheese a jolly good fellow!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange.
Orange who? Orange you going to open the door?
Knock, knock. Who's there? Water.
Water who? Water you doing? Let me in!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Doris.
Doris who? Doris locked, that's why I'm knocking!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Lion.
Lion who? Lion on your doorstep, please open up!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Kanga.
Kanga who? Actually, it's kangaroo.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Annie.
Annie who? Annie thing you can do, I can do better!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Howl.
Howl who? Howl you know unless you open the door?
Knock, knock. Who's there? Dozen.
Dozen who? Dozen anybody want to let me in?
Knock, knock. Who's there? A herd.
A herd who? A herd you were home, so I came over!
5Food Knock Knock Jokes
Tasty puns for hungry people.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Pizza.
Pizza who? Pizza really nice person, you know.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter.
Butter who? Butter let me in before it melts!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Bacon.
Bacon who? Bacon a cake for your birthday!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Muffin.
Muffin who? Muffin to worry about, it's just me.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Peas.
Peas who? Peas let me in!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Taco.
Taco who? Taco 'bout a great joke!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Donut.
Donut who? Donut ask, just open!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Egg.
Egg who? Eggcited to see me?
6Animal Knock Knock Jokes
For animal lovers of all ages.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Owl.
Owl who? Owl tell you when you open the door.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Llama.
Llama who? Llama tell you another joke!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Rhino.
Rhino who? Rhino every knock knock joke there is!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Toucan.
Toucan who? Toucan play this game!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Gorilla.
Gorilla who? Gorilla me a sandwich, please!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Bee.
Bee who? Bee nice and let me in.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Panther.
Panther who? Panther no pants, I'm going swimming!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Iguana.
Iguana who? Iguana hold your hand!
7Name Knock Knock Jokes
Perfect for friends with these names (or anyone).
Knock, knock. Who's there? Luke.
Luke who? Luke through the peephole and find out!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Anita.
Anita who? Anita borrow a pencil.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Isabel.
Isabel who? Isabel working? I had to knock!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Harry.
Harry who? Harry up, it's cold out here!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Amos.
Amos who? A mosquito bit me!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Ivana.
Ivana who? Ivana be your friend!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Arthur.
Arthur who? Arthur any cookies left?
Knock, knock. Who's there? Noah.
Noah who? Noah good place to eat around here?
8Cute & Flirty Knock Knock Jokes
Sweet enough for your crush, clean enough for anyone.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Honey bee.
Honey bee who? Honey bee mine forever?
Knock, knock. Who's there? Juan.
Juan who? Juan to hang out sometime?
Knock, knock. Who's there? Kiwi.
Kiwi who? Kiwi go on a date?
Knock, knock. Who's there? Sherwood.
Sherwood who? Sherwood like to get to know you.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Peach.
Peach who? Peach-ful when I'm with you.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Woody.
Woody who? Woody you like to go out sometime?
9Halloween Knock Knock Jokes
Spooky fun for October.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Phillip.
Phillip who? Phillip my bag with candy!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Witches.
Witches who? Witches the way to the party?
Knock, knock. Who's there? Ghost.
Ghost who? Ghost to show you, I love Halloween!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo again.
Boo again who? Boo-tiful costume!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Fangs.
Fangs who? Fangs for the candy!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Wanda.
Wanda who? Wanda go trick-or-treating?
How to Tell a Knock Knock Joke
- Start with "Knock, knock": wait for your listener to say "Who's there?"
- Say the name or word: then wait for "___ who?"
- Deliver the punchline: it's usually a pun that turns the word into a phrase.
- Try the interrupting cow: it's the one joke where you're supposed to interrupt.
- Let kids make their own: pick any word and turn it into a sentence. It's great for vocabulary.
Frequently Asked Questions
What is the funniest knock knock joke?
Many people love "Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow w… MOO!" because it breaks the pattern of the joke.
What is a corny knock knock joke?
"Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you going to open the door?" is a classic corny favourite.
What's a funny flirty knock knock joke?
Try "Knock, knock. Who's there? Kiwi. Kiwi who? Kiwi go on a date?" It's cute, clean and a little cheesy.
What is meant by knock knock jokes?
A knock knock joke is a call-and-response joke. One person says "Knock, knock," the other asks "Who's there?", and the punchline is a pun on the name or word given.
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